Today is my 68th day on the road (AKA, sleeping in a hotel) this year.
To say that I sleep in hotels is a bit of a misnomer. I cat nap in hotels. I often awaken to listen to my next door neighbors:
a) Ignore their alarm clocks
b) Ignore their telephone alarms
c) Turn their TV’s so loud that the water in my water bottle on my night stand oscillates.
d) Have sex.
e) Use the toilet.
f) Party. (I stay in corporate hotels, why would anyone want to have a party here?)
The only time I sleep through the night is when I'm at home.
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