Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Birthday blues

One of my daughters is 21 today.

I can't help but think that I didn't teach her everything that she needs to know in order to be successful and happy in her life.

I don't even know all those things, but somehow, I wanted to be able to pass it on to my children.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Monday, May 19, 2008

Panky


What exactly are Chocolate Panky Balls and why do I enjoy saying that name out loud so much?

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Humidity on the horizon

I made it through thirteen weeks in a row of solid travel before I managed to grab a few days at home. I picked up a nice stomach bug on the last leg of my travel, which in turn caused my time at home to be much more relaxing and pleasurable.

This week I’m back in Japan. The weather feels slightly humid, but not too bad, yet. In another month the temp will have increased by 20 degrees and the humidity by 30%. My short term goal is to not return to Japan this summer.

I'll have customers arriving on Wed afternoon for a few days of work and a few days (and nights) of entertainment. I'm not sure my liver is up to it this week, but, we'll see. I'm still a litle shaky from last weeks illness.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Check cashing

I’m now in my 8th straight week of travel. I’m ready to poke anyone (and everyone) in the eye.

I've had a string of bad flights that have left my patience mighty thin. I was measuring the space between my face and the seat in front of me last week (NWA Cattle Class) and found that I had a pleasant 10 inches. Wow, what to do with all that space??? Should I open my laptop and work??? There may have been 14 inches of space between my face and the seat before the person in front of me threw their seat all the way back. Since I'm a bit on the tall side, I can't put my head back and go to sleep, (no head rest), and my legs are too long to fit under the seat. Hence the bad string of flights.

This week I'm traveling on SWA, which isn't going to improve my mood one tiny bit. Some folks say, "Friends don't let friends drink and drive". I say, "Friends don't let friends fly Southwest Airlines".

Monday, March 3, 2008

Short Showers


It’s 8PM local time in Tokyo, but my body clock is telling me it’s 3AM. I’ve just sat through a long, pointless day of cancelled meetings. I’ve accomplished little other than drinking way too much instant coffee, which has now turned rank in my stomach. I’m tired, and mildly irritable. I just want to go back to my hotel and pass out.

The hotel shower is made for someone who is perhaps five feet tall and weights one hundred pounds less than I do.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Marching on

I see storm clouds on the travel horizon. I’ve had it too easy the past month without too much travel and my check is about to be cashed.

Next week I’m in CA working at a customer site. I’ve been invited (AKA ordered) by my manager to head to the CA office next weekend for a “team building” exercise. This means golf. Too say that I suck at golf is too polite. I’ll have the pleasure of looking like a total idiot in front of my “team members”.

Week after next I’m (still) in Ca for a corporate road show. (That’s one weekend at home I’m missing.) Road shows = pickled livers.

The week road show I’m in Tokyo. (Second weekend at home I’m missing)

The week after that I’m in Austin. (Third weekend at home I’m missing)

The week after that I’m back in CA.

So let’s see…it looks like the grand sum of about 18 hours in my house over the next month.

Am I on a career path or the Baton Death March?